talking to other queer ppl like
Gordo keepin it real
that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
"I’m going to kill myself tomorrow."
Richie Tenenbaum (The Royal Tenenbaums dir. Wes Anderson, 2001)
The only time a man has the absolute say in a pregnancy is if he’s carrying it.
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"
when i skip ahead a video and it ends up taking longer to buffer than if i had just sat through it