i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
Human decomposition stain left on a mattress after the body was removed from the scene.
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
i hate that saying about “if someone is in your dreams that means they miss you” because danny devito has made numerous cameo appearances in my dreams before and i somehow doubt he misses me
loOK AT THE FUCKING SMILE ON HIS FACE
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
my friends would best describe my personality as ‘why’
I’ll just leave this here…
HE FUCKING TOLD YOU RIGHT THERE THAT HE IS A CANNIBAL. RIGHT THERE WILL.
i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this
An oldie but a goodie :)
"What seems to be the problem here?"
don’t lie. you know this is a crossover you’d want to see.
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW
My Daddy say that too.